back the fuck up, bruh. . today, i feel like a halfway inflated kickball. no matter how tired i am, life just won’t stop pitching me around. i wish i could deflate myself in my bed and disappear for a while. since i have a life to live, that probably won’t happen. this valentines day marked the 6 year anniversary of the murder of a good friend. ironically, it’s also [...]
the see saw has always been my least favorite thing to play on. i was born weighing about as much as a bowl of corn flakes. since then, not much has changed. hundreds of hours in the gym and countless protein shakes later, i have accepted the truth: i am genetically underweight. when i was a kid, this meant that i ruled the playground when it came to certain games. [...]
there is no mean way to say the word bubble. try it. now, if you’re anything like me, that made you laugh. i grew up playing pokemon and double bobble, so i can’t help but see images of jigglypuff and/or floating dragons whenever i say “bubble.” like bubbles, laughter is divine. my theory is this: the magical sky fairies knew that we would all end up a bunch of over-stressed, [...]
whenever shit starts going right in my life, i get attacked by the self-doubt monster hiding under my bed. i second guess my abilities, my intelligence, and sometimes, i even question my worth. this morning was one of those times. at the gym today, i got on the elliptical machine next to a guy who looked like he had the same diet as gaston from beauty and the beast. about [...]
