soy (i am) xango.
a combination of rayo (lightening) and fuego (fire).
this blog is a collection of the random shit i know.
i’m hella dope. here’s why:
i’m a unicorn breeder
unicorn breeder (n.) a cultivator of imagination.
fuck being an adult.
children are so spiritually connected to everything around them.
they are aware.
they are alive.
they laugh, live and exist in every moment.
as (young) adults, we are discouraged from doing “non-adult” things. we are told to grow up–to stop “playing around” so much. we are taught to have worry lists. people say we have to worry about getting a job, getting a good career, finding a lifetime mate, health insurance, car insurance, and all that other shit adults are supposed to worry about.
well, FUCK all that:
i play tag at least three times a week.
the highest bond of my word is a pinky promise.
i keep an emergency pack of street chalk in my car.
i love telling knock-knock jokes
i watch cartoons more than the news.
i own the entire goosebumps series.
….and my FICO is well over 700.
so take that, “adults.”
i do not encourage irresponsibility.
i am a firm believer in handling your shit.
i’m a high horse hit(wo)man
high horse hit(wo)man (n.) an intellectual beast who is known for eating egos for breakfast (no that’s not a typo)

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